Is there an afterlife? Is our universe real? What’s my pornstar name?* All questions philosophers have debated for millennia.
But one question overshadows all these: what coffee am I?
Well, we thought it was high time someone took responsibility and answered that question once and for all.
We drafted in a team of philosophers, physicists and baristas and set them to work. After many long hours of maths jokes**, infighting and coffee drinking, a complex algorithm was settled upon. The tests were positive and we’re delighted to be able to present you with the findings today.
This Quiz tells all.
In just a few short steps, find out what kind of coffee you are. Don’t thank us, we were only doing our job.
* It’s your first pet’s name followed by your mother’s maiden name.
** E.g. ‘a statistician drowned crossing a river. It was 3 feet deep on average’.