Every morning, I'm rudely disturbed

By a wailing alarm and my slumber is curbed

I open my eyes, and roll out of bed

Stretching my arms and rubbing my head

I wrinkle my face at the unwelcome brightness

And head to the bathroom to take care of business

Brush my teeth right, to save the enamel

Give my face a quick wash with a trusty old flannel
 

Throw on a top and accompaniments 

Then do it again coz it’s all back to front

Into the kitchen to feed the cat

She’s shouting and screaming and we just can't have that

The idea of work's not a pleasant one

But there’s bills to be paid so it’s gotta be done

I'm running late so I must be away

But time for a coffee then I’m set for the day