1. You can spot a terrible barista at first glance.
You just know it's going to be awful.
2. You try to convince your friends they MUST grind their own beans
3. When someone asks for decaff drinker, you judge them.
4. If you are at a friend's house you pretend you don't want coffee.
What you really mean is you don't want to endure their diabolical efforts.
5. A morning without coffee leaves you in this kind of mood
6. You struggle to hide your disgust when someone refers to instant as 'coffee'
7. You are fussy about your mug
You just know it means you are a loser.
8. You know roughly what this is:
9. You schedule a whole 10 minutes for coffee brewing.
10. You go to bed looking forward to coffee the next morning